You Belong With Me (Jacob Black remix) - lyrics by Matt Sullivan
You’re in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining, he’s so sullen
He doesn’t get you’re human like I do
I’m at the gym, it’s a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn’t like
And he’ll never know your family like I do
But he sparkles, and I’m so hairy
He’s so sexy and I’m so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can’t you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Hangin’ out in Forks, while he’s in Italy
I can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin’ to myself
Hey, isn’t Ed sleazy?
And you’ve got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven’t seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you’re fine, I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?
He’s so pale, I’m so tan
He’s kinda bitchy and I’m all man
Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
I’m down on all fours, so why can’t you see?
You belong with me
hanniballecter:morganfreeman:indiehipster:
jennybarnsmithastry:thisiskatherine:maryclare:
I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express
With my scar and no family left
Welcome to the school of wizard love
Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in a boat
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous!
My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious
Too much staring and I’m nervous
That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my wand up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
Got caught flying all unwatched
Everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?
Maybe he should play Quittich.”
Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy
It’s definately guarding something very secret
But all I see are it’s three heads
Thank god Hermione’s so clever!
My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now
Too much drooling and I’m running
That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
So, I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my want up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)
Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)
Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)
Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!
So I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Quirrel’s two heads like yeah
Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah
I got my wand up
Look in the mirror
I know I have the rock right here.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
(Alot of credit to prettyproblematic)
